Posts Tagged ‘ Sex ’

[Cut] Whistling from a truck

April 23, 2010
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[Cut] Whistling from a truck

Oh, man. I can't wait to have sex again some day.
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Trimming Pubes

April 25, 2009
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Trimming Pubes

Thankfully, one of the Madisonians we follow on Twitter tweeted a link to a Gawker review of this video. Gawker seems to think the ad is representative of the death of the ad metaphor (think: the downfall of the Absolut ad).  Our buddy on twitter seems to think the ad lacks subtlety. Well, that’s...
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“The Recession Got Me Laid”

April 13, 2009
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Just moments ago, I was chatting with my friend from New York on the internet. He said he met a girl last night. Being the  awkward, shy, computer programmer (who recently got laid off) that he is, I asked him how he pulled it off…. “if you’re up front with girls and tell them...
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Slowly, I’ll Learn

February 26, 2009
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Slowly, I’ll Learn

In 2009, I would like to review each book that I read. Whether my personal reaction to a book is a review is up for debate. (Last year, I tried one or two book reviews. But, I guess, each review focused on me as opposed to the book. Maybe that’s how I write book...
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November 15 Prop 8 Protest + Utah/Sex Boycott

November 13, 2008
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Prop 8 has me really pissed me off. If you’ve just popped in from Mars, Prop 8 is amendment to California’s constitution restricting marriage to heterosexuals that passed on Nov 4 by a narrow margin. It strips LGBT people of their right to existing marriage in California. According to its proponants, it also invalidates...
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Book Review: The Late Bloomer’s Revolution by Amy Cohen

October 16, 2008
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Book Review: The Late Bloomer’s Revolution by Amy Cohen

Those who know me (or who know my writing), may be surprised by my choice for my first book review attempt.  It’s not that I don’t like chick-lit or that I have to be eponymous.  I never expected, similar to the Jewish-female author Amy Cohen, to be addressing my own life as a single...
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What is going on?

September 25, 2008
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What is going on?

Online dating…does it exist? Presidential election…who’s running, Goldman Sachs or Foldem Sachs?  Why did the Milwaukee Brewers fire Ned Yost two weeks before their first playoff run  since 1982?  Why is Brett Favre running around in a New York Jets uniform? Here is a message I got from a girl on match.com, who has...
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Prospective taunts for pro-life playground bullies

September 23, 2008
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abortion, abortion, a hanger in contortion! incest, rape-ee, gotta keep your baby! if you weren’t a stupid slut, you could have taken it up the butt! buy a crib. buy a bib. the army calls dibs. on your mistake of a kid. (as they jump rope) roe, roe, roe v. wade gently down the...
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Casual Encounters

September 21, 2008
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Here is a situation I know everyone out there has faced at least once. On a rainy late summer evening the heavy muggy air started driving me wild.  It was a combination of boredom and randiness.  So I went to craislist.com and searched the casual encounters.  There it was–in beautiful blue html—BBM tired of...
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I’d like to welcome you all to…

September 21, 2008
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crinkly leaf season. cause what’s better than stepping on a perfectly dry leaf and having it crinkle under your foot? ahhh. i think that’s better than an orgasm. no, seriously. if i had to choose between reproducing and crinkly leaf season i’d probably go with the latter. wait? sorry. that might offend people…. OKAY...
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