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Wherein girl counts upwards of 15 brain farts and decides that the cast members of the Jersey Shore may be onto something with their GTL'ing.
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Wherein the girl posts videos of herself online and learns that a clothing store in Philadelphia also sells alcoholic root beer.
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Study your face, know it. And don't worry about being all you can be. Just be who you already are.
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The Earth doesn't revolve around the sun, but rather the Universe revolves around humans. Literally. Cause we named that bitch.
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Growing a mustache is much like the start of new a day. It is something to measure progress with, advancement, or simply the passage of time. Of course things aren't always so simple. But it is interesting to watch your own visage change daily.
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Apparently 5 days is what it takes for me to grow enough mustache to invite strange looks from cashiers behind counters.
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My friend asked the bartender, a cute 20-something brunette, if she was against kid cancer. With a look of confusion she replied with a hesitant affirmative.
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Before this fall, I hadn't shaved properly in probably about 5 years. Then I met a girl and shaved for her. Then she stopped talking to me. So now I'm growing a mustache. Makes sense right? No, of course not. It's stupid to start shaving just because you like a girl.
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But take heart, my friends, nothing is permanent.
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We are all heroes. Not just firemen. So come along with me on this magical journey. Yes, it will be magical.
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