… I, Lonnie, purveyor of all things pop-ee and smutty, am calling for an unlearning of written language as means of communication. I want mass book burnings. I want the internet to consist of pictures and 2-d flash games. I want no one to appreciate this sentence: Though she lapped at my stinky balls...
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Prospective taunts for pro-life playground bullies
abortion, abortion, a hanger in contortion! incest, rape-ee, gotta keep your baby! if you weren’t a stupid slut, you could have taken it up the butt! buy a crib. buy a bib. the army calls dibs. on your mistake of a kid. (as they jump rope) roe, roe, roe v. wade gently down the...
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