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Office Hours: Grad Students, Please Dress Appropriately

September 22, 2010
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Office Hours: Grad Students, Please Dress Appropriately

...it’s completely unacceptable to walk into an informal discussion wearing business attire.
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

May 27, 2010
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

I'm sure some day you'll burrow deep enough up a professor's asshole to be close to his heart.
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

May 13, 2010
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

WHO'S SOCKS ARE BUNCHED UP IN MY MOUTH?!
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

April 29, 2010
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

Sure, we can pretend it's surprising that you're being incarcerated.
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

April 8, 2010
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Dear Grad Student: An Exchange

I am sorry that I'm making it so hard to have sex with my corpse.
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Dear Grad: An Exchange

March 23, 2010
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Dear Grad: An Exchange

I wanted to ask that you add your own personal touch to this course, and show the hell up on time.
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

March 9, 2010
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

The fraternity president has disavowed all knowledge of our actions, so I'm looking to you. I know you're just a TA, but try and understand that there are things in life outside of pretending to be a professor.
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

November 12, 2009
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

Dear Graduate Student, If you haven’t realized by now, you are not welcome in the student gym, the undergraduate libraries, or anywhere else on campus that I could possibly run into you. When I go to the gym, the last person I want to see climbing the Stairmaster next to me is you. In...
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

June 8, 2009
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Dear Graduate Student: An Exchange

Dear Graduate Student, Stop pretending. You aren’t interested in helping me. You didn’t make a lesson plan for today’s discussion section. You don’t care about this subject. And the stain on your shirt from “today’s” lunch that you jokingly apologize about—was there last week, too. Simply, I’m not sure I can respect you. For...
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