Posts Tagged ‘ Sex ’

Yeah Ok, someone ratted me out.  At least they were telling truth.  I LOVE fat girls. Please girls, if you are out there: don’t be afraid to finish that can of pringles or that bag of doritos.  Many of you must be wondering– why?  Why does this chubby boy from Wisconsin love chubby girls...
Read more »

I just stepped on (barefoot) and saw a cockroach — in that order — for the first time in my life. Yow. So, I panicked and starting screaming and yelping around the apartment and woke up my girlfriend. Oh well. Not a very macho response, if I do say so.
Read more »

There are certain behaviors you can engage in if your 5. or if your 67. but those 52 years in between present an ambiguous slew of norms that cannot be broken. to elaborate, this is the time between recognizing you have testicles, and realizing your testicles are dragging across the kitchen floor.  this is...
Read more »

once, i was lucky enough to chit-chat with an unnamed person in my life while she took a poo in my parents’ bathroom. we were talking, badmouthing a certain ex-boyfriend of mine, and suddenly she wiped. honestly…it looked like there was a fur coat living in her vagina.
Read more »

Instead, I got totally fixated on making the blog somewhat legible. I’ve decided that I’m going to write on here about how this whole common vision thing came about. For those of you who already received your invitation, consider yourself a part of common vision nonpretentious since the beginning. Therefore, feel free to disagree...
Read more »