I’d like to welcome you all to…
crinkly leaf season.
cause what’s better than stepping on a perfectly dry leaf and having it crinkle under your foot? ahhh. i think that’s better than an orgasm. no, seriously. if i had to choose between reproducing and crinkly leaf season i’d probably go with the latter. wait? sorry. that might offend people….
OKAY I SAID. i’d rather have crinkly leaf season than have a child.
i would sell my soul to the devil for an endless crinkly leaf season.
DO YOU LOVE it as much as i do?
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