All Posts by Justin Klugh

I was a foreigner to these parts again, and for a guy trying to cook something from a book with a cartoon cat on the cover, that was a bad sign.
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When you’re walking a pit bull, everybody gets out of your way. The girls getting off the subway, the dude with the violent stare creeping on them, the out of town couple trying to hail a cab with everything left to live for; the rigid cop with his fingers on the tip of his...
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I'm telling you: Frozen waffles are so much better when you eat them at the same time of day as the people on the box.
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"I know the bottles under the sink are brightly colored, honey, but don't drink them."
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Its a challenge to get a girl to talk to you with a sack of dog diarrhea in each hand.
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Can I substitute French dressing for mustard? Fuck it, I’m going to.
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What happens when you find a possum in your garbage? Would you bring him a tray of trash-flavored cupcakes? Hell no, you do what any sane and rational person would do and try to connect a shovel with some important part of his skull.
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I'm just someone who knows for a fact that there are cats out there who maybe don't deserve to be swaddled in a blanket and carried out of a flaming townhouse by an American hero.
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Listen, if this was as dumb as you think it is, then why would I have spent the last hour at my desk, laughing like a drunk baby?  Just click “play” and prepare yourself to enter a 47-second world where cats act like people and then look directly into the camera; you won’t be...
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I am going to destroy this train.
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