Posts Tagged ‘ Harrumph ’

How do you blow your nose?

January 17, 2009
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Here in Madison, WI we are in the middle of frigidly cold winter.  The past two days were in negative tens with windchills in the negative thirties.  My nose has been stuffed for the past two weeks so I am starting to suspest that I am doing something wrong.  Would someone help me clear...
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Interesting Fact about Your Nation

October 30, 2008
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Your nation is safe. It is full of yearners yearning for the golden glory of your nation. Don’t worry.  Your nation is safe.
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Casual Encounters

September 21, 2008
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Here is a situation I know everyone out there has faced at least once. On a rainy late summer evening the heavy muggy air started driving me wild.  It was a combination of boredom and randiness.  So I went to craislist.com and searched the casual encounters.  There it was–in beautiful blue html—BBM tired of...
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Coming Clean

September 18, 2008
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Yeah Ok, someone ratted me out.  At least they were telling truth.  I LOVE fat girls. Please girls, if you are out there: don’t be afraid to finish that can of pringles or that bag of doritos.  Many of you must be wondering– why?  Why does this chubby boy from Wisconsin love chubby girls...
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