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Iordain used to sling coffee. now he studies philosophy or Scots. i hear he knows a thing or two about the game of life Risk and one of those animated tv shows.

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2 Sentence Review: Y2K (New Year, 2000 CE)

April 7, 2010
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2 Sentence Review: Y2K (New Year, 2000 CE)

Poor showing, Millennium Bug.  Excellent advance hype (kudos to your PR skills), but the only thing that shut down that night was my ability to ‘close the deal’ (with your momma- snap!). Iordain out
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2 Sentence Review: Tiger Woods’s Imminent Return to Golf (2010, Masters Tournament)

April 2, 2010
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2 Sentence Review: Tiger Woods’s Imminent Return to Golf (2010, Masters Tournament)

We all knew he was going to return, so who gives a fuck?  That’s about it, and now I can use the second sentence to plug a truly amazing and pleasing resurrection: new episodes of Futurama, June 2010 on Comedy Central. 
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Survival Skills

March 19, 2010
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The mantra of the NCAA tournament is “survive and advance.”  It occurs to me that this is a bit of a strange mantra.  The notion is that, in light of the fact that it’s a once-and-done tournament, a win-and-move-on or lose-and-go-home, any loss no matter how noble is useless and any win no matter...
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Those manaics…damn them to hell…and such

September 28, 2008
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Those manaics…damn them to hell…and such

So it’s come down to it. A doomsday device appears to be in our midst. And now they have turned it on.  Of course, the callous disregard of human life has never really been a problem for me. The distinct lack of originality is.  What we have here, is a device that has a...
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Was your first time any good either?

September 8, 2008
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Good evening. I finally have been broken down by my editor to actually become an active participant rather than a pretty name in the ‘contributors’ column.  Apparently I’m also serving as some sort of experiment for her. I have to say, I like the ‘newspaper’ theme to the site.  it’s about as close to...
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