For me, September marks the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year – school supply shopping season.
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: School Supply Season!
From Mr. Killstudent’s Lethal Bag of Teaching Tricks: Quotations. (What would Mr. Christ do?)
It’s an ordinary Tuesday in the second week of June, and that means the kids aren’t doing shit. And it means I – the sub – am not doing much to change that. It’s the first time all year it’s not pitch black during 1st hour. Instead of being at the mercy of a...
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Are first impressions timeless?
It’s curious business bumping into people from our pasts. People whom we haven’t seen since school; people whom we haven’t thought of in decades and because of that lack of constancy have faded into the obscurity of our minds, along with a myriad of other half-forgotten memories. Then, when we do see them, eons...
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Notes from the Unemployed
College is a complete waste of time, designed for idiots who have been trained how to think. Recently, I was denied a teaching job because of something shocking on my resume. As a result, the only option left to me is continue playing in a band, because my career as an academician has come...
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From Mr. Killstudent's Lethal Bag of Teaching Tricks: How to Take Attendance
Attendance is the most important duty of any substitute teacher. At first, it was also the dullest. Imagine if you were the opening act of a comedy show, and had to begin by reading names, one by one, in the phone book. In class, by the time you hit the B’s, bored students begin...
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The Soul: Revealed
There is much to be said for the idea of a soul, a proposition which has often been discussed amongst scholars and philosophers. Throughout time, there have been numerous references to the soul. Different perspectives have been put forward. One of the perspectives which I thought was quite interesting was the idea that the...
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Being Illiterate is Underrated.
… I, Lonnie, purveyor of all things pop-ee and smutty, am calling for an unlearning of written language as means of communication. I want mass book burnings. I want the internet to consist of pictures and 2-d flash games. I want no one to appreciate this sentence: Though she lapped at my stinky balls...
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oh woe is me
does anyone know anything about film? does anyone want to edit my comm arts paper? yes. i’m still in college and still have grades. at least i wont be old and gray any time soon. just kidding. help!!!
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Jewish Mother-in-Training: Tip – school lunch
remember those days in middle school… …when your popularity depended upon whether you brought your lunch or bought it. Fortunately, in my little home town, the cool people always brought their lunch (obvi, I was part of that group). However, bringing lunch can be tricky, and there is a specific JM-ish way to go...
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