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23 Reasons
2SR
Cover//Original
Cut!
Intros
JMIT Tip
Lethal Teaching Tricks
Letters
Office Hours
Thr33s
Top 100
Trampalicious
Wolf Cries Bullshit
[mix tape]
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Hey, JMITs – send us your tips! (In case you don’t know what a jmit is, it’s a Jewish Mother In Training.) You probably want to get that expression in your head if 1) you are a JMIT; 2) your girlfriend is a JMIT; 3) you like to date Jewish girls; or 4) you’re a non-Jewish female who likes to date/marry Jewish boys (read: Shiksa) and you’d like to impress your mother-in-law to be.
If you’re subscribed to the HARO e-mail list (acronym for Help a Reporter Out), the brainchild of Peter Shankman, you may have already seen The Racktrap.* If not, I’m sure you can guess what it is by its name or the picture I posted above. Oh, how many sweaty dollar bills I’ve handed over...
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After finding the website, I am now fascinated by this show. Click on photo to enlarge. (Fan mail from Bonnie Hunt’s website. My notes added in red.)
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Image by voteprime via Flickr Hey JMITs, know what the season is called between January and March? Guilty Pleasure Time! Wait, before you start bringing up swimsuit season or how hot you have to look for the upcoming sloshfest (a.k.a. Spring Break ’09) hear me out… Sure, guilty pleasures for some may include gorging...
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You are so antisemitic. I bet you saw the title of this post and figured, ah, the Jewish Mother-in-Training’s back…she’s probably wishing me a Happy Hanukkah or Chanukah. But, no, darling Readers. If there is one thing that I give to you this holiday season, other than my companionship on Christmas Eve, which is...
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Every young JMIT knows that she’ll come of age some day. Yes, some day she’ll become a woman. It may happen after she’s Bat Mitzvah’ed or after she has been deflowered but some day she’ll grow up to have her own Costco membership. Until this JMIT becomes a woman, a Costco membership will be...
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1) Carry a tub of aquaphor around. It’s nippy out, and no one wants some chapped lips on their nippys! (Sorry, I forgot to mention that this post wasn’t PG). No, but really. For us college gals (Me and……) it really is hard to find an outfit that’s appropriate for a party and the...
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Hey Readers, I apologize for my extended absence.
I missed you and I'm sure you missed me.
But, forget about niceties, it's time for our next tip!
I don't care if you think The New York Times is for communists. I don't want to hear about how the ink ruins your manicured fingertips. And, let's...
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remember those days in middle school… …when your popularity depended upon whether you brought your lunch or bought it. Fortunately, in my little home town, the cool people always brought their lunch (obvi, I was part of that group). However, bringing lunch can be tricky, and there is a specific JM-ish way to go...
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One of my personal favorite JMIT tips is probably the most obvious. Tip # 3: Always carry hand sanitizer with you. I mean, duh? Public rest rooms and door knobs pose serious threats to a JM’s (no longer IT) precious child. On the other hand, hand sanitizer just makes hygiene that much easier. Picture...
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tip #2: always carry a tampon
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