Posts Tagged ‘ college ’

Dear Undergrad, I’d like to say that I miss you and the rest, but I don’t. The town is once again a town and not a drug and alcohol infused carnival of debauchery. On my walk home, I no longer have to pass erratically parked SUVs, still running with the hazards on, abandoned except...
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Dear Undergrad, This will be my last note to you until next fall. For several reasons. The most obvious being that the semester has ended, your final has been graded and your final grade for the term submitted. If it turns out you’re not happy with your grade, if you feel like your half-ass...
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Dear Undergrad, I received your paper via email today. I’m very impressed that you turned it in on time. The clever little joke at the end about it going to be late, I have to admit, made me laugh. But let’s get down to business shall we. I asked you to write an essay...
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Dear Undergrad, It was good to see you in the university gym that was built for all students to use at their discretion. I love it when you sit in the weight machine that exercises your inner and outer thighs and talk to the Sigma Alpha Epsilon president about where you might go out...
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Column: Open Letter from a Distressed Bookseller Owner of Shaman Drum: “This is our darkest hour” BY KARL POHRTFEBRUARY 17, 2009 Karl Pohrt, owner of Shaman Drum Bookshop. This fall and winter Shaman Drum Bookshop went into a steep financial decline. Textbook sales declined $510K from last year. We managed to cut our payroll...
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Dispatch #1 An Introduction… Good day. Welcome to the start of an “every-so-often” column. I need an outlet. Some of the stuff I am encountering is just too good for me to keep to myself. Honestly, I do share my exploits, but only with fellow colleagues. I thought it would be cathartic for me...
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… I, Lonnie, purveyor of all things pop-ee and smutty, am calling for an unlearning of written language as means of communication. I want mass book burnings.  I want the internet to consist of pictures and 2-d flash games.  I want no one  to appreciate this sentence: Though she lapped at my stinky balls...
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does anyone know anything about film? does anyone want to edit my comm arts paper? yes. i’m still in college and still have grades. at least i wont be old and gray any time soon. just kidding. help!!!
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i’m actually in the worst mood ever. i thought i’d write a post so you can all understand how incredibly horrible my day has been. (shit, it’s only 2:30). anyways, it started out like any normal day – wake up, put my contacts in, do a little dance to a little diddy on the...
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