Wherein the girl learns that being herself is an excuse not to improve because "his works only if you know exactly who you are, what your strengths are, and how to convey them successfully."
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Rules of the Game: Day 1
Rules of the Game: Day 0
Wherein girl casts away the onus of online dating in order to follow pick-up artist guru, Neil Strauss.
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facebook ads / wedding rings
As a single female, I’ve come to expect these sorts of ads from Facebook. But, what?!?! As if, I don’t have enough pressure from my parents to give them grandkids. (See: previous post.) My own little revenge? I click on all of the ads just to run up the pay-per-click prices.
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The Mustache Diaries: Day 36
Study your face, know it. And don't worry about being all you can be. Just be who you already are.
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The Mustache Diaries: Day 5
Apparently 5 days is what it takes for me to grow enough mustache to invite strange looks from cashiers behind counters.
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The Mustache Diaries: Day 3
Before this fall, I hadn't shaved properly in probably about 5 years. Then I met a girl and shaved for her. Then she stopped talking to me. So now I'm growing a mustache. Makes sense right? No, of course not. It's stupid to start shaving just because you like a girl.
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The Mustache Diaries: Day 1
We are all heroes. Not just firemen. So come along with me on this magical journey. Yes, it will be magical.
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Is This Cheating?
A friend at work; who has assumed the hierarchy of being my best friend, primarily because it is her ear that I do the most complaining to about the boss; has only just found out that her husband of eight years is gay. No surprise there, truth be told. The first time I had...
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Trimming Pubes
Thankfully, one of the Madisonians we follow on Twitter tweeted a link to a Gawker review of this video. Gawker seems to think the ad is representative of the death of the ad metaphor (think: the downfall of the Absolut ad). Our buddy on twitter seems to think the ad lacks subtlety. Well, that’s...
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“The Recession Got Me Laid”
Just moments ago, I was chatting with my friend from New York on the internet. He said he met a girl last night. Being the awkward, shy, computer programmer (who recently got laid off) that he is, I asked him how he pulled it off…. “if you’re up front with girls and tell them...
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