Posts Tagged ‘ costco ’

Scrounge through your mom’s things to find romantic comedy this holiday season!

December 19, 2008
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Scrounge through your mom’s things to find romantic comedy this holiday season!

You are so antisemitic. I bet you saw the title of this post and figured, ah, the Jewish Mother-in-Training’s back…she’s probably wishing me a Happy Hanukkah or Chanukah. But, no, darling Readers. If there is one thing that I give to you this holiday season, other than my companionship on Christmas Eve, which is...
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Wish List

November 29, 2008
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Wish List

Every young JMIT knows that she’ll come of age some day. Yes, some day she’ll become a woman. It may happen after she’s Bat Mitzvah’ed or after she has been deflowered but some day she’ll grow up to have her own Costco membership. Until this JMIT becomes a woman, a Costco membership will be...
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Jewish Mother-in-Training: Tip – school lunch

August 28, 2008
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remember those days in middle school… …when your popularity depended upon whether you brought your lunch or bought it. Fortunately, in my little home town, the cool people always brought their lunch (obvi, I was part of that group). However, bringing lunch can be tricky, and there is a specific JM-ish way to go...
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Jewish Mother-in-Training: Tip – Tissues

August 25, 2008
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Jewish Mother-in-Training:  Tip – Tissues

hi, i’m a jmit. this is my new column. in case you don’t know what a jmit is, it’s a Jewish Mother In Training. You probably want to get that expression in your head if 1) you are a JMIT; 2) your girlfriend is a JMIT; 3) you like to date Jewish girls; or...
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