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"The Recession Got Me Laid"

Just moments ago, I was chatting with my friend from New York on the internet. He said he met a girl last night. Being the  awkward, shy, computer programmer (who recently got laid off) that he is, I asked him how he pulled it off….

“if you’re up front with girls and tell them you’re unemployed and a loser, they just think you’re funny and confident”

I agreed.

This chick is probably excited about knowing the “unemployment rate”, and could totally be like “omg that’s crazy, i’ve been hearing a lot about losers and unemployment these days” This creates a common ground for conversation, which in return gets you laid.

Why do all law school books look like my deceased Grandpa's encyclopedia volume from 1988?

Why do all law school books look like my deceased Grandpa’s encyclopedia volume from 1988?

R.I.P. MITCH MITCHELL

For those of you who don’t know him, Mitch was the leading drummer in the Jimi Hendrix Experience, most noteably for the years around 66′ to 69′. Before that he played in much smaller, British psych bands, such as The Pretty Things. He was found dead in his hotel room on November 12, 2008 in Portland, OR. You will be missed. As Chris Prorock said in light of this tragedy, thanks for the epic grooves.

Hercules and Love Affair “You Belong”

Newest single from disco superstar Hercules and Love Affair, off the debut album [album of the year] [you can hear inside Old Navy right now] that’s got every blogger begging for more!!

PS LOOKOUT PHILADELPHIA. There’s a rumor that Herc will be playing at Making Time very, very soon. You do NOT want to miss this.