[Cut] Whistling from a truck
Desperate, half-ass noisemaking in an attempt to woo? Cut.
Oh my gosh! There’s some hot girls standing on that corner, conversing. I better take advantage of this red light.
*Whistles*
Hmm. No response. I guess they didn’t hear me. I better try again, but this time, I’ll make my whistle a bit more shrill and invasive, like a bird dying.
*WHISTLES*
Nothing! Unbelievable. They must be talking about something really important, like car engines or Ben Roethlisberger. Damn. Oh well. The light’s about to turn green. I’ll give it one last shot.
*WHISTLES*
Hey! That one kind of looked at me! Right before she rolled her eyes. And then ushered her friends inside the restaurant. Success. Another great day for truck-driving ladies men. I think I’ll throw her a “creepy ogling” as we pass by, just because she’s BEGGING for it.
*Ogles*
Oh, man. I can’t wait to have sex again some day.
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