[Cut] Whistling from a truck
Desperate, half-ass noisemaking in an attempt to woo? Cut.
Oh my gosh! There’s some hot girls standing on that corner, conversing. I better take advantage of this red light.
Hmm. No response. I guess they didn’t hear me. I better try again, but this time, I’ll make my whistle a bit more shrill and invasive, like a bird dying.
Nothing! Unbelievable. They must be talking about something really important, like car engines or Ben Roethlisberger. Damn. Oh well. The light’s about to turn green. I’ll give it one last shot.
Hey! That one kind of looked at me! Right before she rolled her eyes. And then ushered her friends inside the restaurant. Success. Another great day for truck-driving ladies men. I think I’ll throw her a “creepy ogling” as we pass by, just because she’s BEGGING for it.
Oh, man. I can’t wait to have sex again some day.