As someone who is dangerously close to having a mustache himself, this story really hit home for me (link has some NSFW pics farther down, but don’t worry, they’re tasteful). Perhaps it’s a subconcious fear of this kind of second-class treatment that is stopping me from shaving the rest of my beard and letting...
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A Word on Mustache Discrimination
Sacred Magical Undergarments: Thank You Joseph Smith
Oh my god. I fucking thought that this was a big joke with the Mormon sacred magical underwear. But Mike Wallace and Steve Young have breathed new credibility into it for me. Now, if only Charlie Rose will confirm this, I’ll be sure. And thank you Joseph Smith — without you, today’s post would...
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Magical Underwear
For all I know, Mormons long ago abandoned magical underwear. But since Mormons have been picking on gays lately, I feel like picking on Mormons. And I about lost it when I saw this on Dan Savage’s blog: I also found some additional helpful information on Mormon undergarments on YouTube:
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Can I Get A Witness
We, as Americans, have not been witness to many joyous occasions in the last ten years. It’s been a decade racked with tragedy, scandal, depressions, and disasters. I can say that even in my own entire lifetime (a mere, but sometimes long, 29 years) my national and international memory is not exactly something to...
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Interesting Fact about Your Nation
Your nation is safe. It is full of yearners yearning for the golden glory of your nation. Don’t worry. Your nation is safe.
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Types of cancer I might have, some day.
1) Prancer Cancer- a benign cluster of cells develops around my prancing muscles. After intense prance-o-therapy, I’m back on my feet telling my story to millions in television ads. 2) Toothbrush cancer- My tastebuds double as carcinogens for inanimate objects. After three months of brushing my tongue devoutly, a malignant patch spreads over the...
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Are you a-w-a-r-e?
How many? Check out the above video (courtesy of YouTube). I apologize if you have seen it before. It has been floating around YouTube and made its way onto some morning news programs. I found it very interesting, and pretty true to human nature. I would share, but I don’t want to give anything...
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Dirty Laundry
It’s always fun to go through… Saturday, September 04, 2004 An Open Letter to a boy in my creative writing class: Your story, you know the one about the two in love in India, that one was good. I remember that one. I also remember you have a yellow jumpsuit and wanted to wear...
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The National Procrastination Association
I realized today that it’s pretty funny if you replace the word fibromyalgia with procrastination. Like this bit from the Wikipedia article on fibromyalgia: Many patients experience cognitive dysfunction (known as “brain fog” or “procrasto-fog”), which may be characterized by impaired concentration, problems with short and long-term memory, short-term memory consolidation, impaired speed of...
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Fast-A-Log aka Fast-A-long
So a couple of days ago a friend of mine asked me and my roommate if we’d like to participate in a fast during Ramadan and told us that if we did, company sponsors would donate towards an orphan fund. At Stereocache we are all about the orphans and relatively about not eating (no...
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