All Posts by Kiren Valjee

But perhaps it is the shades of Wooderson (and a Fargo-ishly funny William H. Macy) that make this film ultimately enjoyable...
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With scantily clad pretty young women; robots; monsters; dragons; swords; guns; explosions; and covers of The Pixies, Iggy & the Stooges, Roxy Music, and Eurythmics; what is there not to love? Oh yeah, how about exploitation of scantily clad young women; second-rate CGI; and covers of The Pixies, Iggy & the Stooges, Roxy Music,...
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Run with the crowd folks, you only need be faster than the slowest. And I, my friends, am an extremely fast runner. Deceptively fast.
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Pre-order now, you fools, now, I say!
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Study your face, know it. And don't worry about being all you can be. Just be who you already are.
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The Earth doesn't revolve around the sun, but rather the Universe revolves around humans. Literally. Cause we named that bitch.
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Growing a mustache is much like the start of new a day. It is something to measure progress with, advancement, or simply the passage of time. Of course things aren't always so simple. But it is interesting to watch your own visage change daily.
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Apparently 5 days is what it takes for me to grow enough mustache to invite strange looks from cashiers behind counters.
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My friend asked the bartender, a cute 20-something brunette, if she was against kid cancer. With a look of confusion she replied with a hesitant affirmative.
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Before this fall, I hadn't shaved properly in probably about 5 years. Then I met a girl and shaved for her. Then she stopped talking to me. So now I'm growing a mustache. Makes sense right? No, of course not. It's stupid to start shaving just because you like a girl.
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