Posts Tagged ‘ Cancer ’

The Mustache Diaries: Day 1

October 4, 2010
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The Mustache Diaries: Day 1

We are all heroes. Not just firemen. So come along with me on this magical journey. Yes, it will be magical.
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Types of cancer I might have, some day.

October 28, 2008
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Types of cancer I might have, some day.

1) Prancer Cancer- a benign cluster of cells develops around my prancing muscles. After intense prance-o-therapy, I’m back on my feet telling my story to millions in television ads. 2) Toothbrush cancer- My tastebuds double as carcinogens for inanimate objects.  After three months of brushing my tongue devoutly, a malignant patch spreads over the...
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