Posts Tagged ‘ toothbrush ’

1) Prancer Cancer- a benign cluster of cells develops around my prancing muscles. After intense prance-o-therapy, I’m back on my feet telling my story to millions in television ads. 2) Toothbrush cancer- My tastebuds double as carcinogens for inanimate objects.  After three months of brushing my tongue devoutly, a malignant patch spreads over the...
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