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Things Heard at the Movies Just Before “SHHHHH”

March 20, 2010
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Things Heard at the Movies Just Before “SHHHHH”

*SPOILER ALERT* The Da Vinci Code “Why’s he doing that to himself?  Looks painful.” “Well, at least they won’t bother with the sequel.” Angels and Demons *Snoring* Inglourious Basterds “Mmm.  They spelled it wrong.  I just noticed that.” “Wait, did they just shoot him?  Wasn’t that Hitler?  I thought that was Hitler.” “When did...
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On Spring Break in Whistler at the age of 30 with my Parents, or, What is Happening to Me? – Day 2

March 17, 2010
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On Spring Break in Whistler at the age of 30 with my Parents, or, What is Happening to Me? – Day 2

What follows is an account of my 8-day spring break vacation, spent at the ski resort Whistler/Blackcomb in British Columbia, Canada. It’s just me and my parents. I am 30 years old. Single. Depressed. God rapes us in mysterious ways. For those of you who may know me and my parents, I must say,...
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