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[Work] ESPN (NYC) Needs a Paralegal

October 8, 2009
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While nonpretentious is not law-oriented, quite a few of our readers and contributors are involved with the legal industry.  In addition, paralegal positions are a go-to job for English majors everywhere. This position requires 5 years of experience as a paralegal but it’s working with fantasy football teams and doing other legal work for...
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Nonpretentious Memo to the NYTimes

January 12, 2009
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Nonpretentious Memo to the NYTimes

To: the New York Times From: the editors at nonpretentious.com Subject: You’re like parents to a middle school student – Embarrassing and Easy to Make Fun Of Dear the New York Times: Exhibit a) Dress Codes: Inching Its Way Back Onto the Lip Exhibit b) A Word On Moustache Discrimination In related news: Bogus...
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The Return of My Bloody Valentine

September 25, 2008
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The Return of My Bloody Valentine

Sept. 23, 2008 – Day of days. My Bloody Valentine live at the Roseland Ballroom in NYC for the second of two sold-out shows, on their first tour since 1992. My greatest teenage ambition realized as I witnessed the event I’d waited 15 years to see. Oh yes, I have slipped the surly bonds...
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Mr.Oink’s Zero Entry

August 19, 2008
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What is a Mr.Oink? I am. And what indeed. I’m only the newest product from NonPretentious. I am (and I took a personality test on Facebook to figure this out, so listen up) — I am Creative, Expressive, Logical, Objective, Curious, Compulsive, Spontaneous, Loyal, Ambitious. The personality test also said that I was organized....
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