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too suddenly, too soon, too much. R.I.P. Leroi Moore
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Please. Its not like I discriminiate on the basis of age, gender, or cognitive ability. If you have a chest, I want to shit all over it. No? You’re still not getting it! Let me break it down:
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there is nothing like being 26 years old and going to the movies with your parents. on a Saturday night. when it’s still light out. this is especially true, if the movie features a scene with P. Cruz & Scar-Jo making out.
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There was a story in the news a few days ago about a man being violently stabbed and decapitated aboard a greyhound bus by a fellow passenger. A witness described the victim’s screams as being “like something between a dog howling and a baby crying”, (unecessarily) adding that “I don’t think it will leave...
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can’t. stop. listening. so catchy!! Bezo, i don’t care what you say…this is *much* better than Hannah Montana. Weezer: I Just Thew Out the Love of My Dreams *mwah*, bitches, enjoy!
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It is almost the weekend and thank God for that. The summer has been incredibly rainy, dreary, and briefly filled with a few scattered tornadoes (which is not normal for my part of the country and I have been told by the lovely media that it will be studied for years to come.) Are...
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i’ve recently heard that kitchen gadgets are a must for city-dwelling, young professionals. Fondue pots, sushi serving dishes, spice racks…these are all strange, new toys for a Jewish girl whose favorite food is takeout. But, hey, who doesn’t like a new gadget fad? (If you own this, this, or this any of these, you...
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… I receive this email from a good friend that I have not seen in far too long, inviting me to post on here. I did the livejournal thing when it was “in” (is it still?) and then I stepped away from it when life got busy and I wanted to interact with real...
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i love life’s little coincidences. Signs that seem to whisper affirmations in your ear, “you’re doing okay. you’re on the right path.” last night, i was reading The Fortress of Solitude. Have any of you read it? At first, I didn’t like it. Remember those giant Jawbreakers, the Mega Bruisers? That’s what Jonathan Lethem‘s...
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