Posts Tagged ‘ pop smut ’

It’s not the size of your pannis…

January 3, 2009
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It’s not the size of your pannis…

If society were a person, say, like pop hardly-sensation Mika, it might say… “Big Girls, you are beautiful.” But this is pretty old news, gal pals. You can be as plus-sized as you choose and still love the rolly-polly skin you’re in! Ask Tyra or Harrumph. But let me be the arbiter of a truth...
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Ways for Payless to improve (destroy?) its image using genitalia.

August 30, 2008
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Ways for Payless to improve (destroy?) its image using genitalia.

So Payless ShoeSource isn’t trendy. But there is no reason why paying pesos for my favorite kicks at the local PSS should send me spiraling downward into an oblivion of 90′s fashion disaster. Why do I spend all that time trimming my ball hair (props tough_love) when a girl won’t even look past my...
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Let me shit on your chest.

August 19, 2008
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Please. Its not like I discriminiate on the basis of age, gender, or cognitive ability. If you have a chest, I want to shit all over it. No? You’re still not getting it! Let me break it down:
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