Posts Tagged ‘ Cut! ’

His Facebook profile lists Enya, Insane Clown Posse, and Creed as his favorite music.  Cut. –
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Order a salad on the first date? Cut! I like food. You should, too. It tastes good and provides all the nutrients you need to maintain a healthy body weight. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT a healthy body weight.
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Girls with dead-eyed rat-dogs in sweaters sticking out of their purses?  Cut. That thing is begging to be anything else: stuck in a drainage pipe, fighting off a vigorously thorough parasite, 20 seconds from becoming hot dog meat.  Just do it a favor and chuck it into traffic like a baseball, sadist.
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