I just stepped on (barefoot) and saw a cockroach — in that order — for the first time in my life. Yow. So, I panicked and starting screaming and yelping around the apartment and woke up my girlfriend. Oh well. Not a very macho response, if I do say so.
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alec brownstein is an artist, writer, and all-around creative guy. When he responded to my plea for an interview, little did he know that i’m a big fan of using brackets ....
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Well, folks, recent polls indicate that Obama has taken a decent lead in the presidential race – 4% to 5%.
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I’m pretty sure Gandhi was straightedge too.
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i’m actually in the worst mood ever. i thought i’d write a post so you can all understand how incredibly horrible my day has been. (shit, it’s only 2:30). anyways, it started out like any normal day – wake up, put my contacts in, do a little dance to a little diddy on the...
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I have done more research into joining Dunder Mifflin Infinity’s online community. It is pretty simple, FREE, and looks to be a good time. I also found out that we don’t have to actually be located close to each other geographically, to be at the same branch. I found a list of open branches,...
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Hey Readers, I apologize for my extended absence. I missed you and I'm sure you missed me. But, forget about niceties, it's time for our next tip! I don't care if you think The New York Times is for communists. I don't want to hear about how the ink ruins your manicured fingertips. And, let's...
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Although the rest of the world may be going to shit, today is also marks the real start to the 54th annual Champions League. Bask in the glory of the anthem. And on May 27th, 2009 we can all celebrate Chelsea’s victory in Rome! And since you asked, the lyrics to the anthem, right here (all...
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. Well, shit. Fat chance I’ll get a job in New York now. In other news, the U.S. financial system appears to be imploding. The Dow was down 500...
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North America’s largest fish stock exchange rose slightly today amid fears over damage from Hurricane Ike’s weekend wrath, and amid a sudden slip in human financial markets worldwide. But a few nerve-racking days were apparently not enough to cause alarm in the current fish bull market. Even with major human financial firms going belly...
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