Status: Message successfully sent To: info@essexgreen.com Subject: i picked you over genocide dear the essex green: I know the subject line seems alarming. Before you call the police, the Pentagon, or Human Rights Watch, let me assure you that i never have intended to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial,...
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i’m not sure how i feel when something (or someone) is taking over my life. you can call it a reliance problem or an independence problem but once i start getting too dependent on something (or someone) i sort of freak. (see: all past relationships). my only consolation is that i may not be...
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Testing... Elvis has entered the building
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How could you vote for anyone else?
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(Yes, this is really Sarah Palin) John McCain could’ve chosen any number of well-qualified women as potential vice president. So, um, what the hell? He chose Miss. Wasilla 1984 Sarah Palin? Does it ever strike you that republicans try to pick underqualified women as a way of trying to make people believe women aren’t...
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(non)pretentious survivor. who should we vote off the island? not me. i’m too sexual. we could reproduce and create a great civilization! not lonnie. he’s an olympian cunnilinguis-er. and certainly not revisingproust, we need to get paid some how. (also, she’s my dee an ay) since we’re all anonymous anyways, there is no need...
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So Payless ShoeSource isn’t trendy. But there is no reason why paying pesos for my favorite kicks at the local PSS should send me spiraling downward into an oblivion of 90′s fashion disaster. Why do I spend all that time trimming my ball hair (props tough_love) when a girl won’t even look past my...
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First of all I should say that I’m very happy to be here at nonpretentious. The name says it all. These guys are covering all the bases and in a great and accessible way. I can already tell that I’ll probably be spending more time than I should on this site checking in on...
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i was thinking…. what is everyone’s favorite pizza place? i personally used to enjoy peace a pizza more than anything. recently i’ve been eating a lot of papa johns. i think that papa john’s takes the cake, er, pizza! thoughts?
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I work in a building in the center of the city in which I live. In fact, to make it easier for verbose people like me, the part of the city in which I work is known to many as “center city.” In this place called center city, my building’s corner is like the...
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