let’s play a game.
(non)pretentious survivor. who should we vote off the island?
not me. i’m too sexual. we could reproduce and create a great civilization!
not lonnie. he’s an olympian cunnilinguis-er.
and certainly not revisingproust, we need to get paid some how. (also, she’s my dee an ay)
since we’re all anonymous anyways, there is no need to cast our votes in secrecy.
so……don’t be shy.