All Posts by Justin Klugh

*SPOILER ALERT* The Da Vinci Code “Why’s he doing that to himself?  Looks painful.” “Well, at least they won’t bother with the sequel.” Angels and Demons *Snoring* Inglourious Basterds “Mmm.  They spelled it wrong.  I just noticed that.” “Wait, did they just shoot him?  Wasn’t that Hitler?  I thought that was Hitler.” “When did...
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Free-Range Chickens by Simon Rich The youngest writer in SNL history puts together a collection of 1-2 page skits (“What I imagined the people around me were saying when I was 13,” and “What I want my tombstone to say when I die of encephalitis next week”) that he thought would be funny.  They are.
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Girls with dead-eyed rat-dogs in sweaters sticking out of their purses?  Cut. That thing is begging to be anything else: stuck in a drainage pipe, fighting off a vigorously thorough parasite, 20 seconds from becoming hot dog meat.  Just do it a favor and chuck it into traffic like a baseball, sadist.
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The fraternity president has disavowed all knowledge of our actions, so I'm looking to you. I know you're just a TA, but try and understand that there are things in life outside of pretending to be a professor.
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“Battleship Potemkin… is that the one where Steven Seagal is the Navy SEAL disguised as a cook?”
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