[Cut] Farmer’s Tan
Dude eternally wearing a plain white T? Cut.
Its the age-old conundrum.
Your torso’s not attractive enough for you to be taking your shirt off all the time, but if you don’t do it more often, you’re left with being a pasty white ghost all summer. The “purposeful bedhead” and communications degree is telling that you’re not a real farmer at all, so the tan is not only unsightly, it’s just a lie. I have no advice for you. Just take some kind of action. Hurry.
I mean, what do they want you to do? Sit-ups? Lame.
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