[Cut] Farmer’s Tan

April 22, 2010

Dude eternally wearing a plain white T?  Cut.

Its the age-old conundrum.

Your torso’s not attractive enough for you to be taking your shirt off all the time, but if you don’t do it more often, you’re left with being a pasty white ghost all summer.  The “purposeful bedhead” and communications degree is telling that you’re not a real farmer at all, so the tan is not only unsightly, it’s just a lie.  I have no advice for you.  Just take some kind of action.  Hurry.

I mean, what do they want you to do?  Sit-ups?  Lame.

TwitterFacebookDeliciousDiggGoogle ReaderGoogle GmailGoogle BookmarksFriendFeedLinkedInMySpaceStumbleUponYahoo MailPosterousTechnorati FavoritesAIMBlogger PostShare


Shop Fan Follow Contact Subscribe


Leave a Reply

Submit Who's Cut!