how to kiss.

August 24, 2008


you were a (sexually) experienced 13-year-old giving your inexperienced 13-year-old friend tips on how to kiss his/her first boy/girl, what would you say?

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4 Responses to “ how to kiss. ”

  1. MrOink on August 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    I’d say, “Johnny, I’m telling you — if it involved your penis, then it wasn’t just a kiss. So, I’m sorry, you actually could be the daddy.”

  2. RustedJesus on August 26, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    I’ve thought long and hard about this one. And it finally came to me as I was writing that last sentence.

    “Joannie, let me give it to you long and hard.” I would of course be talking about just the kiss. If it went beyond that I would have to be honest and say, “Joannie, this may feel weird. It might be a bit of a struggle, but it’d be a big help if you kind of guided me in. You might not feel anything, but I’ll let you know when I’m in. And it’d probably be best if you laid as still as possible, you know, to keep me from popping out. Finally, this shouldn’t take long.”

  3. RGKN on October 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Not too much mouth, not too much tongue, pay attention to body language, follow the rhythm, wet but not too wet.

  4. stereocache on October 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    just jump in. you’ll have chances to refine it later.

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