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If society were a person, say, like pop hardly-sensation Mika, it might say… “Big Girls, you are beautiful.” But this is pretty old news, gal pals. You can be as plus-sized as you choose and still love the rolly-polly skin you’re in! Ask Tyra or Harrumph. But let me be the arbiter of a truth...
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As a preface, let me point out that this post has nothing to do with Mormonism, which I’ve posted about lately. Mainstream Mormons long ago denounced polygamy. Although Fundamentalist Mormons still practice it, they are entirely separate from regular Mormon church. What this post is about is whether polygamy is consistent with progressive ideals....
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Prop 8 has me really pissed me off. If you’ve just popped in from Mars, Prop 8 is amendment to California’s constitution restricting marriage to heterosexuals that passed on Nov 4 by a narrow margin. It strips LGBT people of their right to existing marriage in California. According to its proponants, it also invalidates...
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Online dating…does it exist? Presidential election…who’s running, Goldman Sachs or Foldem Sachs?  Why did the Milwaukee Brewers fire Ned Yost two weeks before their first playoff run  since 1982?  Why is Brett Favre running around in a New York Jets uniform? Here is a message I got from a girl on match.com, who has...
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Here is a situation I know everyone out there has faced at least once. On a rainy late summer evening the heavy muggy air started driving me wild.  It was a combination of boredom and randiness.  So I went to craislist.com and searched the casual encounters.  There it was–in beautiful blue html—BBM tired of...
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crinkly leaf season. cause what’s better than stepping on a perfectly dry leaf and having it crinkle under your foot? ahhh. i think that’s better than an orgasm. no, seriously. if i had to choose between reproducing and crinkly leaf season i’d probably go with the latter. wait? sorry. that might offend people…. OKAY...
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Yeah Ok, someone ratted me out.  At least they were telling truth.  I LOVE fat girls. Please girls, if you are out there: don’t be afraid to finish that can of pringles or that bag of doritos.  Many of you must be wondering– why?  Why does this chubby boy from Wisconsin love chubby girls...
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I just stepped on (barefoot) and saw a cockroach — in that order — for the first time in my life. Yow. So, I panicked and starting screaming and yelping around the apartment and woke up my girlfriend. Oh well. Not a very macho response, if I do say so.
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There are certain behaviors you can engage in if your 5. or if your 67. but those 52 years in between present an ambiguous slew of norms that cannot be broken. to elaborate, this is the time between recognizing you have testicles, and realizing your testicles are dragging across the kitchen floor.  this is...
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if… you were a (sexually) experienced 13-year-old giving your inexperienced 13-year-old friend tips on how to kiss his/her first boy/girl, what would you say?
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