Posts Tagged ‘ Testicles ’

There are certain behaviors you can engage in if your 5. or if your 67. but those 52 years in between present an ambiguous slew of norms that cannot be broken. to elaborate, this is the time between recognizing you have testicles, and realizing your testicles are dragging across the kitchen floor.  this is...
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With a single swift kick to God’s nuts, Florida just starting requiring teachers to lie (see this). Yes, our Lord Jesus Christ is sprawled on the floor groaning tonight as Florida has enacted a policy requiring teachers to teach evolution (hereinafter “big fucking lie”) to our children. I’ve had enough. I’m moving my family...
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