1. Do not invite Joe Lieberman to stand behind you. No one likes him, Democrats or Republicans. 2. Tell your wife to make sure she doesn’t continuously lick her teeth. Her lips aren’t thick enough to accidentally transfer the ominous red lipstick to her teeth. 3. Do not pause during cheers and applause to...
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Posts Tagged ‘ John McCain ’
What Not To Do During Your Election Day Rally
I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger
After a glorious week (not) in Kansas and Detroit, I was driving home from SFO the other night, listening to KQED (NPR) and I couldn’t help but think about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Maybe it’s just because he’s California’s governor and I was glad to be back home, but I think it was probably because he...
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Hipsters named Sid: Sid Viscious, Syd Barrett, and Sidney McCain
By now, everyone knows about McCain’s sweetheart daughter, Meghan. (…at least those of us who roam around the blogosphere…) As the media accurately reports, Meghan is a member of generation facebook, a not-so-secret admirer of Dr. Kissinger’s shoes, and a savvy politician in the making. She used her Generation-Blackberry know-how, her degree from Columbia...
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Obama takes the Lead
Well, folks, recent polls indicate that Obama has taken a decent lead in the presidential race – 4% to 5%.
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Charlie, isn’t that right, Charlie?
Wow — until I saw this quote, I didn’t understand just how much of a Bush-clone Palin is: “We must not, Charlie, blink, Charlie, because, Charlie, as I’ve said, Charlie, before, John McCain has said, Charlie, that — and remember here, Charlie, we’re talking about John McCain, Charlie, who, Charlie, is John McCain and...
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Dear President Palin: What the fuck?
(Yes, this is really Sarah Palin) John McCain could’ve chosen any number of well-qualified women as potential vice president. So, um, what the hell? He chose Miss. Wasilla 1984 Sarah Palin? Does it ever strike you that republicans try to pick underqualified women as a way of trying to make people believe women aren’t...
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