Posts Tagged ‘ Evolution ’

To the stranger I met not too long ago: Married or not, I should have kissed you
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If you read my column often, you know how I feel about the theory of evolution. Bottom Line: the Lord did not set us on this earth a few thousand years ago so we could spit in his grill. The same is true for donuts (except Krispy Kreme). To say they evolved by the...
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With a single swift kick to God’s nuts, Florida just starting requiring teachers to lie (see this). Yes, our Lord Jesus Christ is sprawled on the floor groaning tonight as Florida has enacted a policy requiring teachers to teach evolution (hereinafter “big fucking lie”) to our children. I’ve had enough. I’m moving my family...
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