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[mix tape] Martin Starr Paints You a Mix

In our world, only two types of people exist:

1) Those who take the “Which Freaks & Geeks Character Are You?” quiz and pray for Bill Haverchuck; and

2) Those who have no idea who Bill Haverchuck is.

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Needless to say, we prefer to hang out with the first type.  We also suggest a change of weekend plans for anyone who falls into the second.

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Which is to say, we almost peed in our pants when Martin Starr agreed to make a mix tape for us.  (We definitely did a victory dance or two.)

You see, Bill Haverchuck may have sparked our initial respect for Martin but we’re also fans of Adventureland (available on iTunes as of yesterday!  Awesome soundtrack as well!), Knocked Up, and Party Down.  It’s almost like the weirder his characters get, the deeper our admiration grows.

In fact, we’re not sure any other actor could pull off some of the scenes from Party Down and still garner our empathy.  (Insert: Any scene from “Sin Say Shun Awards After Party.”)

He even manages to make us believe that pipe-smoking, Russian literature majors can be nonpretentious.

Right.  So, once Martin agreed to make a mix tape for us, we promised ourselves that we’d refrain from sounding like brown-nosers or stalkers in his introduction.  Obviously, we failed.  Horribly.

On behalf of nonpretentious, we’ll simply point out that it’s not our fault that we respect him as an artist.  Whether his talent comes from nature, nurture, or something else entirely, Martin Starr knows how to entertain.  When we see his name on a project, we’re pretty certain it will be worth our while.  We eagerly await all of his future endeavors, including his writing debut and his art exhibit at the Met.  (Hear that, Directors?  Hear that, Distributors of American Storage?  Hear that, Curators of the Met?)  (Also, no spoilers for Good Dick, it’s at the top of our Netflix queue.)

We know Martin had a full schedule this summer.  (What?  Haven’t you heard of a telescope?)  We’re grateful that he took the time to compile this playlist for us.  We’re even more grateful that his playlist didn’t make us lose all respect for him.

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And now a word from the maker of this mixtape:
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I am extremely terrified about what is happening to the financial
markets.

The worse part
about it is that I’m not sure what I can do to prepare. Should I be cutting up my credit
cards. I have a vague notion of what a financial crisis like the Great Depression might be
like, but I’m sure my notion is nothing like what it would really be like. For instance, I
have this feeling that in two weeks time, I’ll be on a wagon train heading west, and people
will spit on me and call me “Okie.”

Question #6:
At long last, someone invents “the dream VCR.” This machine allows you to tape an entire evening’s worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don’t agree to this, you can’t use the dream VCR.
Would you still do this?

This is rather easy. Yes. For some reason, most of my dreams have me doing things I don’t have the balls to do in real life. And I’m not talking about weird, drastic, life-threatening things like becoming a transporter or saving falling babies from skyscrapers. I mean like telling my mother that I’m quitting school and opening a ski shop. Or telling the girl right next to me now that she has the most incredibly smooth legs I’ve ever seen and ask if she would let me touch them in a (non)sensual way that would just allow me to experience the apparent smoothness.

This dream VCR would make my life everything I wish it would be. I would be unstoppable. And the great thing is that I actually wouldn’t be doing those things, I would just be watching them with the people. So then after watching the dream events, I would just get up, fly to Colorado, open my ski shop and touch that girl’s extremely smooth legs.