Can I substitute French dressing for mustard? Fuck it, I’m going to.
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Lost in Starvation: Honey Baked Chicken
I Touch Their Poo: Miley and Me
What happens when you find a possum in your garbage? Would you bring him a tray of trash-flavored cupcakes? Hell no, you do what any sane and rational person would do and try to connect a shovel with some important part of his skull.
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This Week’s Recommended Reading
A Conversation with Brian Baldi/Matthew Good Blog/Guest Blogging on Pop Candy/Mapping Out a Dream Season of SNL/I Teach the Simpsons to College Students/Cover v. Original Verdict: Friday Night, Saturday Morning/Interview with David Mitchell/Symbols and Images for Sex, Love and Romance/Improbable Island/The Best Video Game Voice Actors/If 'The Expendables' Were Women/iPhone App Helps You Gauge...
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I Touch Their Poo: Cats on Fire
I'm just someone who knows for a fact that there are cats out there who maybe don't deserve to be swaddled in a blanket and carried out of a flaming townhouse by an American hero.
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2 Sentence Review: Cat Flushing a Toilet
Listen, if this was as dumb as you think it is, then why would I have spent the last hour at my desk, laughing like a drunk baby? Just click “play” and prepare yourself to enter a 47-second world where cats act like people and then look directly into the camera; you won’t be...
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Terrifying Thoughts While Trapped on a Train for Three Hours
I am going to destroy this train.
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2 Sentence Review: “Persons Unknown”
They’re all here: Struggling heroine, mysterious hero, camouflaged army guy, selfish coward, glamor girl, ugly girl, and Cameron Frye. They’re paper thin, they’re never going to be “Lost,” and their build up of mysteries before the inevitable trip down Revelation Mountain just isn’t going to hook you into watching seven blank character slates try to out-act...
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I Touch Their Poo: Life as an Urban Dog Wrangler
I was hired as a dog walker the day the Eagles first signed Michael Vick. It was like getting drafted after a terrorist attack.
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2 Sentence Review: Sneak Peek of AMC’s “Rubicon”
AMC, like FX, has come out of the woodwork in recent years with a toolbox full of well-acted, high quality narratives featuring interesting cinematography. And if you saw the special sneak preview of “Rubicon,” which is set to premiere just after “Mad Men” on August 1 starring James Badge Dale from “24,” and “The...
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2 Sentence Review: Aroma Coffee iPhone App by Celestial Digital Entertainment
2 Sentence Review: Aroma Coffee In this role playing game, your job is to serve cappuccinos and iced mochas to a long line of customers in hopes to continue to grow the Aroma Coffee franchise. This seems like perfect training for a Starbucks employee – what ingredients are in a latte, what’s in an...
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