All Posts in Rant of the Week

Many people know that popular, yet cliche saying, “don’t judge a book by it’s cover.” In most cases, I live my life by this saying. If I see a boy who might not be my cup of tea, I still give him a chance. Maybe he’ll win me over with his charisma and charm?...
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There are plenty of Halls of Fame around the country (not to mention around the globe), and one of the hottest topics of debate in any arena is whether or not certain groups or individuals have been denied access to a level of fame not easily granted–does Mark McGwire belong in the baseball Hall...
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Fuck you Craigslist! Always trying to get me to apply for jobs. Like you’re so great. I don’t need a goddamn job. Why you so pressuring me all the time Craigslist? You’re not so great. You think you’re the best in the world, but you’re not, Craigslist. I don’t need a job.
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(non)pretentious survivor. who should we vote off the island? not me. i’m too sexual. we could reproduce and create a great civilization! not lonnie. he’s an olympian cunnilinguis-er. and certainly not revisingproust, we need to get paid some how. (also, she’s my dee an ay) since we’re all anonymous anyways, there is no need...
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has anyone figured out why you cannot repeat the farting noise your shoe makes when you are trying to prove that you did not fart. anyone?
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I too have shaken hands with the devil in disguise. I just moved to Florida. I mean JUST. Like three days ago, from Massachusetts. Except I drove from Michigan. That’s where my parents live. And where I used to live, ten years ago. But all of that is inconsequential to what I what I...
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