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The Earth doesn't revolve around the sun, but rather the Universe revolves around humans. Literally. Cause we named that bitch.
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Growing a mustache is much like the start of new a day. It is something to measure progress with, advancement, or simply the passage of time. Of course things aren't always so simple. But it is interesting to watch your own visage change daily.
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Apparently 5 days is what it takes for me to grow enough mustache to invite strange looks from cashiers behind counters.
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My friend asked the bartender, a cute 20-something brunette, if she was against kid cancer. With a look of confusion she replied with a hesitant affirmative.
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When I first picked up The Passage by Justin Cronin – one of the summer’s hottest reads – the eerie, almost-post-apolocalyptic world gave me hope that one of the summer’s hottest reads wasn’t simply another gimmicky vampire novel. That’s why I was so disappointed with the last 200 pages when it seemed like Justin...
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Before this fall, I hadn't shaved properly in probably about 5 years. Then I met a girl and shaved for her. Then she stopped talking to me. So now I'm growing a mustache. Makes sense right? No, of course not. It's stupid to start shaving just because you like a girl.
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But take heart, my friends, nothing is permanent.
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We are all heroes. Not just firemen. So come along with me on this magical journey. Yes, it will be magical.
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In GodFinger, the game by ngmoco and Wonderland Software for iPhones and iPads, you are God: your followers farm gold for you and worship shrines on your behalf. It’s not a fast-paced game – your energy comes from mana (naturally) and you must wait to replenish your stash once you perform a number of small...
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When I read alone, the only English major who could argue or fling around words like misogyny or existentialism would be me... and then I'd really be a pretentious asshole, wouldn't I? A pretentious asshole who also talks to herself.
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