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Coconut Plasma

December 11, 2008
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Coconut Plasma

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
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Dairy Wars

December 10, 2008
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Pennsylvania dairy tastes 500 x better than Wisconsin or Californian dairy. …..what? it’s true.
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Kosher Mail

December 4, 2008
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Kosher Mail

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
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Reviews: International Delight’s Irish Creme Coffee Creamer

December 2, 2008
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Tremendously bad. A real waste of money. Makes your coffee taste like you put sour milk in it. I can’t recommend it.
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Pennsylvania Dairy Fight

November 15, 2008
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I live in Wisconsin. Wouldn’t you expect the string cheese to be so good here? Well it’s not. It’s nothing compared to polly-o orange and white twist-ums. (This is where I would insert a picture for all of you who don’t know what polly-o twist-ums are…but I just looked on google and all of...
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V-E-G-G-I-E

November 13, 2008
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V-E-G-G-I-E

I’m trying to become a vegetarian. It’s really hard! Last night I had a dream about hamburgers. I need a coach. Right now i’m eating vegetarian chili and i wish that my zucchini and beans were replaced with meat. I don’t think i can do it!!!! tips?
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Confessions of pizza and cake

October 23, 2008
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We had a going away party at work today. One of my co-workers (V.) is starting a new job on Monday, with, surprisingly, a financial institution. I was unaware that anybody was hiring right now, let alone financial companies. K. brought in pizza (from Pizza Hut, my favorite!) and cake for lunch today (so...
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Pho: It’s cheap, it’s tasty, but how the hell do you eat it?

October 5, 2008
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Pho: It’s cheap, it’s tasty, but how the hell do you eat it?

For those of you who are pho virgins, pho is a Vietnamese soup dish served with rice noodles. ...
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The Donut: Intelligent Design or Lies Teachers Tell You?

September 24, 2008
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If you read my column often, you know how I feel about the theory of evolution. Bottom Line: the Lord did not set us on this earth a few thousand years ago so we could spit in his grill. The same is true for donuts (except Krispy Kreme). To say they evolved by the...
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shut up and let me vent

September 17, 2008
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i’m actually in the worst mood ever. i thought i’d write a post so you can all understand how incredibly horrible my day has been. (shit, it’s only 2:30). anyways, it started out like any normal day – wake up, put my contacts in, do a little dance to a little diddy on the...
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