All Posts by Kim Sachs

once, i was lucky enough to chit-chat with an unnamed person in my life while she took a poo in my parents’ bathroom. we were talking, badmouthing a certain ex-boyfriend of mine, and suddenly she wiped. honestly…it looked like there was a fur coat living in her vagina.
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for sake of my college GPA, i have to be mjs’ slave for nonpretentious and common vision. i don’t feel like writing a paragraph to introduce myself so I will just say that I am the best looking! I also *love* taking credit for everything mjs does!!!
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