All Posts by Kim Sachs

i’m actually in the worst mood ever. i thought i’d write a post so you can all understand how incredibly horrible my day has been. (shit, it’s only 2:30). anyways, it started out like any normal day – wake up, put my contacts in, do a little dance to a little diddy on the...
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what was your first screen name? i hope it was something along the lines of: “anfbeachbumxoxo14″ or “tennistar4″ or “doggyluva33.” If you are traditional and just had a “Initials/Birthday/Year” then don’t even bother posting because you need to reevaluate your personality and creative side. inspiration: KTB506 (kimbo the bimbo + address)
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living in a sorority house is fun. especially when you have a full-time chef who stocks the fridge and cabinets with an endless supply of food that makes you think “shit, i’m definitely not making bikini season this year.” anyway, i was just hanging out in the kitchen, searching through the cabinets and what...
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whispering bench. who knows what this is?
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(non)pretentious survivor. who should we vote off the island? not me. i’m too sexual. we could reproduce and create a great civilization! not lonnie. he’s an olympian cunnilinguis-er. and certainly not revisingproust, we need to get paid some how. (also, she’s my dee an ay) since we’re all anonymous anyways, there is no need...
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i was thinking…. what is everyone’s favorite pizza place? i personally used to enjoy peace a pizza more than anything. recently i’ve been eating a lot of papa johns. i think that papa john’s takes the cake, er, pizza! thoughts?
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you haven’t received enough tough love in a couple of days so I decided that I would post. Unfortunately, the creative juices aren’t flowing so I am unable to entertain you with my inspiring words. Instead, I was just wondering …if you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one type...
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if… you were a (sexually) experienced 13-year-old giving your inexperienced 13-year-old friend tips on how to kiss his/her first boy/girl, what would you say?
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has anyone figured out why you cannot repeat the farting noise your shoe makes when you are trying to prove that you did not fart. anyone?
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a little birdie once told me that my introduction wasn’t long enough. here is a list of 15 things you must know about me in order for me to (tough) love you.
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