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Lapse of Judgement

In one of the funnier, yet strangely serious news stories to break this year, Michael Phelps was caught at a party taking hits off a bong, a glass pipe most commonly used to smoke marijunana. The major problem with this is that Olympic athletes under the World Anti-Doping Agency can face a 2-year ban for first-time drug offenses, and up to a 4-year ban for major infractions. Now, the photo isn’t enough proof to charge Michael with anything, but pot can be detectable in the body for up to a month after using, so if he were tested in the next few weeks, he could wind up with some serious consequences. Yes, that’s right, taking a few hits off a bong could cost the best swimmer in history another few gold medals at the next Olympics in 2012.  This proves one thing–our friends at the WADA are, in fact, the dopes.

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Greek Mythology

I know it hasn’t been a week since my last rant (ok, folks, it’s been a whole day), but seeing as I am new here, I do have quite a bit to rant about, and this is a topic that has been on my mind for quite some time. In nearly every classic college movie, every stereotypical college scene, there are a group of men who walk around campus wearing shirts and sweatshirts with two or three greek letters on the front: Delta Chi, Sigma Alpha Mu, Kappa Sigma, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Beta Sigma Beta, Zeta Beta Tau…the groups go on and on. An aura of mystery surrounds these young men–what they did endure to wear the letters they are wearing, what unspeakable acts have they had to commit to be part of the Greek life? Why are there such negative stereotypes surrounding them? Today I will tell you what it really means to be a fraternity brother.

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The Biggest Snub of All Time

There are plenty of Halls of Fame around the country (not to mention around the globe), and one of the hottest topics of debate in any arena is whether or not certain groups or individuals have been denied access to a level of fame not easily granted–does Mark McGwire belong in the baseball Hall of Fame? Does transcending sport and culture alone give one the right to be enshrined? I believe, however, that there is one glaring instance of Hall of Fame snubbery, and it is in the musical arena.

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