World Cup Fan Quotes 06/13/2010
A Frequently updated column of awesomely ridiculous quotes from World Cup fans. Send your own to firstname.lastname@example.org.
“For Christ’s sake. This isn’t rugby, you don’t get a point for kicking the ball between the posts. You gotta put the ball in the net. That’s what the crossbar is for. It isn’t decoration.”
[In a sing song voice] “Who’s your father? Who’s your father? Who’s your father, referee? How much are they paying you today?”
“He got a red card for knitting his grandmother a sweater. That’s what he got a card for!”
[Bewildered at first, then with mounting concern] “His surname is Gomez. That’s not German! It can’t be German.”