World Cup Fan Quotes 06/11/2010
A Frequently updated column of awesomely ridiculous quotes from World Cup fans. Send your own to kiren@nonpretentious.com.
v. 
South Africa Mexico
“If you didn’t have wars you’d just have futbol.”
“I’m telling you, when the World Cup ends next month it’s gonna feel like losing a loved one. You’re gonna be like ‘ F—ing hell, now what do I with my life. It’s f—ing over.’”
“My life’s ambition is to witness Britain winning the World Cup. That’s all I want, really. If I get to witness that, I’d die a happy bastard. There could be no better feeling. Honestly, none. Well maybe I’d give you the birth of your child. But I don’t know.”
“These guys are like heroes. I know they haven’t saved any lives or whatever, but f—ing hell, they’re f—ing heroes.”
v. 
Uruguay France
“This is boring. They should call it World Suck.”
[After the match ends in a 0-0 tie] “What a waste. I knew I should’ve gotten drunk.”
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