[Trampalicious] Sit On His Face

Hi, I’m Shirley Anne and I’m here to write about sex. Well, I may write other things, but mostly I’m here to write about sex. Therefore, if you’re under the age of 18, this post is not for you. If you do read it, well, I disclaim any responsibility for your corruption. ps/ Remember, Shirley Anne says, “Never leave home without condoms.”

Yes, girls, that’s what I said…Sit. On. His. Face. Sitting on a man’s face is the sexiest way to dominate a man and take control of your own pleasure (without having to use a vibrator or your own fingers).  I mean let’s face it, you can tell a man how you like your pussy to be eaten but some just never get it. Don’t give up! Just stand up, walk toward his head, kneel down, and place your pussy on his face. When he starts to lick you, adjust your position so he gets to the right spots. If you like being tongue fucked, aim your clit for his nose so your fuck hole is right at his mouth. If you like having your clit licked, lean forward and put your clit right at his mouth. If you like both, switch it up.

Now, you might be thinking, “Well, he could still fuck it up with his tongue—just because I’m sitting on his face doesn’t mean he’s gonna lick it right.” You’re absolutely right. Some men are completely hopeless no matter what.  However, there are some things you can do to make it better. You can adjust the heaviness or lightness with which you are sitting on his face. If he’s pressing too hard on your clit with his tongue (the most common prob), sit a little higher off his face so he can’t lick you as hard. I mean, trust me, you are in control when you sit on his face, and you have a better chance of getting some good pussy head. Don’t decide to live without the pleasure you can have from a soft but strong tongue, just sit on his face and make him eat you right! You deserve to rule the pussy eating experience now and then. Sure you can take the man’s head and smush it into your pussy when he’s licking your clit or fucking you with his tongue old fashioned style—on your back with your legs are spread open—when you get extra excited, but why leave all the good stuff up to him? And if you’re man sucks at eating pussy, sit on his face and show him what you like! Your sucky pussy eating man will be less likely to get it wrong!

The first time a man told me to sit on his face I said, “Sit on your face? How?” I wasn’t sure if I should sit on his nose? Align my clit with his mouth? Would he still like it if my pussy was so wet that my cum was practically dripping down my leg? I was insecure. I had no idea but I thought, fuck it, I’ll sit on his face. I straddled my man, and luckily for my first time my dude knew how to eat pussy, so I let him kind of guide me with where to sit. Once I got into it I sat where I wanted and used his face to get off. It was sweet. Since then it’s a technique I’ve used when my dude couldn’t eat pussy well.

Is it possible to sit on a guy’s face wrong? Well, actually, yeah. We women are not infallible and we can screw shit up just as much as a dude can. A friend of mine told me his girlfriend was sitting on his face and enjoying it so much she started grinding on his face. Now, this dude is a definite lover of pussy eating but it was hurting his face.  It’s good to be dominant now and then, and cool to control shit but try not to break his face, ladies. So, I’d say stay in control no matter how good it feels, or don’t be offended if he tells you to stop.

Tonight when you go home to your man, take control and sit down on his face. Don’t ask him if you should, just do it. Then sit there and enjoy!

Love-love,

Shirley Anne

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