[Trampalicious] Attention Sexy Readers!
Hi, I’m Shirley Anne and I’m here to write about sex. Well, I may write other things, but mostly I’m here to write about sex. Therefore, if you’re under the age of 18, this post is not for you. If you do read it, well, I disclaim any responsibility for your corruption.
I almost creamed my pants on the spot when I found out I am taking a sex-cation this week! Yum. I love a week dedicated to orgasms. Unfortunately, I’ll also have to take a break from giving you my love and advice until next Monday.
Don’t hate. From time to time we all need to attend conferences and trainings to grow in our professions. In my line of work, I need orgasms to grow as a sex columnist, so I’m being sent to, um, “train” for the week. It’s one of the perks of the job.
My boss doesn’t want some lady with a shriveled, unused, wrinkly vag advising readers about sex. Who would listen to that chick? A good sex columnist needs to have good sex on a regular basis. My fabulous boss understands this and so she provides me with whatever is necessary to deliver the best advice to you, faithful readers. That means occasional sex-cations.
So, off I go. But, know that I wish you all lots of jizzing and squirting this week! Don’t forget to stock up on condoms!
Love always, Shirley Anne.
ps/ Remember, Shirley Anne says, “Never leave home without condoms.”
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you need to dish on this sex-cantion!!!!!!!!!! what is it and where do i sign up????