[Trampalicious] Size Matters…But More to You Than Us

Hi, I’m Shirley Anne and I’m here to write about sex. Well, I may write other things, but mostly I’m here to write about sex. Therefore, if you’re under the age of 18, this post is not for you. If you do read it, well, I disclaim any responsibility for your corruption.

We’ve seen your big dick before

When men with above average sized dicks whip their shit out for the first time before we bang, and look for us to “oooo” and “aaahhh” over how big it is, truth is we’re willing to do it to make you feel special. Sure, we may say, “Wow, it is SO big!” Or, “I’ve never been with a guy as big as you.” (To be honest, even if your dick is just an average joe, we are likely to tell you it’s big or maybe just say its bigger than we thought it would be.) Many of you will tell us how big you are before you even show us, so we know we are going to have to drool over the size of the package in advance because it is clearly something you value in yourselves. The truth is, most likely we’ve seen a big dick like yours before. Sorry to burst that bubble, but, it’s a big dick not a rare vase from the Ming Dynasty or something.

Don’t get me wrong, if you have a dick that truly is abnormally large, we may actually mean it when we look surprised. But many of you need to do some research on the amount of men who have bigger than average dicks, not just research the size of an average dick. It’s like you think that because you fit into the “above average” category, you are unusual. An average size indicates that plenty of other men are above that size. Average doesn’t mean most.

Your big dick doesn’t make you a good fuck

Men, the bottom line is, if you’re not making us cum with your Louisville Slugger sized dick, you might as well have a baby carrot hiding in your pants.

A big schlong is not all it takes for us to enjoy fucking you! I’ve said it before that many women can’t cum from pure fucking, no matter how big your dick is, but even for women who are able to cum from just fucking, they may still enjoy foreplay. And cumming from fucking can also depend on the thickness of your dick, not just the length. A short, thick one is more enjoyable to me than a long thin one, and I’m not alone in that feeling.

My point is, a big dick doesn’t equal good sex, and there is no reason to think a man with a small dick cannot make girls cum. I think they are better lovers because they work harder. So next time you see a teeny weeny in the shower at the gym, don’t feel pity. He may be giving his girlfriend more orgasms than you ever have…which brings us to faking it.

Faking it

So now you are looking back at all those girls you fucked without doing anything but jamming your jimmy in and out of her snatch, and thinking I’m way off base because you KNOW you made them cum. It is statistically impossible! More girls than not need more than just your dick to cum. So there is no way your lazy ass made it happen for all of them, and in my opinion, probably most of them faked it. Men always say that they know when a girl cums. You don’t. Oh, you can tell by the way they…NO you can’t. But you felt them…Nope, they faked it. Um, do you know how many women fake it and the men never know? Some of the men I’ve fucked are reading this right now, and I’ve admitted to them that I faked it repeatedly. They never knew!

So why do we do that? Why would any girl fake orgasms with a guy instead of just finding one who can make her cum, or telling the guy she’s not cumming so he can try harder? Because either we don’t think you are willing to do what it takes to get us off (i.e. you never ask us, we’ve told you and you didn’t do it, you never try, you tell us your dick is all we need, etc) or we don’t think you have the skills. I mean, it can take a good 45 minutes of pussy eating to make some women cum. Some men are just not willing to do it. So why would we be with you? Well, if we think you can satisfy all of our other needs, we’ll fake it to make you think you’re doing a good job. You typically won’t want to be with us if you can’t satisfy us sexually, so we have to fake it if we want to date you.  And if we really like you, for who you are and how you treat us, and how you make us feel, we’ll fake it to keep you. Plus, we have vibrators so we can cum whenever we want anyway.

Size Matters, but much more to men than women when it comes to relationships.

Girls, have you ever told your ex-boyfriend that you are fucking someone new, hoping to make him jealous, and had him say, “I bet my dick is bigger.” Well, your plan worked, and he got competitive. Notice that he didn’t say, “I bet he won’t treat you as well as I did.” Subconsciously men think we want the strongest male, and to them, that means the man with the biggest cock. I can’t tell you definitively what characteristics the “strongest male” in our present day society would even have, but I do know the biggest dick wouldn’t be number one.

Dick size does matter to women. The best dick differs from woman to woman, and sometimes it’s more about shapes and curves and thickness, more than pure length. Too big, too small, wrong shape, wrong curve—for the most part, women tend to have the attitude that we will work on making sex good if the man is great otherwise. We typically won’t throw a great man out if his penis isn’t perfect. Some women would do that of course, but they are usually not looking for love, just sex.

A big dick will not satisfy your non sexual general daily needs, and in fact, may not satisfy your sexual needs either—sorry if I just sent a few of you to the crisis unit, but your big dick might suck BECAUSE it’s big! Or the wrong shape!

Seriously guys, we don’t give a fuck if your dick is a little bigger than our new man’s dick! Do you really think we call our girlfriends and say, “My new boyfriend and I have so much fun together, he treats me like a queen, and my family loves him. The only problem is his dick is smaller than my ex’s, so he’s definitely not a keeper.” Um, no.  In fact, we are looking at your dick in terms of pleasure, and you are looking at it as if it defines you. I guess for many of you it does. And that’s a shame.

To women, your dick size matters, but not the same way it does it you. So men, don’t define yourselves by your dick and we don’t define you as a dick.

Love Always,

Shirley Anne

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