[Cut] Denial Smoker
Popping out for a cig for the fifth time while reassuring everyone you don’t smoke? Â Cut.
Look, smoke if you want, no one’s going to judge you for that. Â Well, yeah, a lot of people actually will. Â But at least go through with it. Â Don’t tell us you’ve never paid for a pack and that means your lungs are sparkling clean.
If you’re going to be a smoker, be a smoker. Â Don’t half-ass your way through yet another daily activity. Â This one requires very little physical movement and brain activity; that’s why most people start when they’re teenagers. I can’t say its advisable, but don’t lie to yourself. Â You’re a smoker. Â So what if “some of your students might see you”? Â They’re old enough to make their own decisions.
Grow a pair and light up already. Â Its not like we believe you when you say you’re just stepping out because you heard the Comet Halebopp is coming around tonight. Â You used that one on Tuesday and IÂ know 2,533 years haven’t passed that quickly.
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That, and saying you only smoke when you drink. You drink everyday, you’re a fucking smoker.