[Cut] Denial Smoker

April 9, 2010

Popping out for a cig for the fifth time while reassuring everyone you don’t smoke?  Cut.

Look, smoke if you want, no one’s going to judge you for that.  Well, yeah, a lot of people actually will.  But at least go through with it.  Don’t tell us you’ve never paid for a pack and that means your lungs are sparkling clean.

If you’re going to be a smoker, be a smoker.  Don’t half-ass your way through yet another daily activity.  This one requires very little physical movement and brain activity; that’s why most people start when they’re teenagers. I can’t say its advisable, but don’t lie to yourself.  You’re a smoker.  So what if “some of your students might see you”?  They’re old enough to make their own decisions.

Grow a pair and light up already.  Its not like we believe you when you say you’re just stepping out because you heard the Comet Halebopp is coming around tonight.  You used that one on Tuesday and I know 2,533 years haven’t passed that quickly.

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One Response to “ [Cut] Denial Smoker ”

  1. Kiren Valjee on April 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    That, and saying you only smoke when you drink. You drink everyday, you’re a fucking smoker.

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