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reasons not to crave vitamin water
1) it replaced gatorade as the thing they dump on coaches' heads when they win the game AND as the emblem on those little towels that shaq has draped over him during time outs. This is all fine, if you like shaq looking like he belongs in the geriatriac care unit. where the bite of the gator? lost in the lameness of the vitamin.
2) it tastes, seriously, like stinky, stinky butt.
3) the colors and flavors are neither clever nor remotely of this world.
i don't mind the outer space quality, flavor, or colors.
and, most of the time, the copy on the side gives me enough facial movements that it can be considered a smile.
except this one really irks me. other than the fact that this expression may be as catchy and over-played as an Ace of Base single, i feel like there is some type of punctuation problem:
"30 may be the new 20, but green is definitely the new black. please recycle."
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